if at first you don't suceed

try throwing some butter at him

D & I got into yet another argument on Sunday, about his diet. I got so mad, I threw a package of butter at him and said "here, here's lunch"

Since then, we've joined a gym, worked out 3 nights in a row, even tried a water aerobics class and he's eating much, much better. He's like a new man.
If only I'd known, I'd have thrown butter at him a lot sooner