I don't like Mondays

Bad bad bad start to the day!
Didn't want to get up this morning, now I know why. Let's see, first my blow dryer gave up the ghost (smoke, weird noise, then death), then I had to fight to get my little dog outside, a fight which included bribing her with treats and eventually poking the mop handle under the bed and forcing her out.Next I discovered D. didn't give the dogs any food (his job!) so I had to fill up their bowl and one of the big dogs got mud all over me. Run inside to find something else to wear. Pick out a sweater which I later discover gaps open in the front (hi boss, like my white bra?) Get out to the car only to discover I'm on empty. D. drove the car Saturday and didn't put any gas in it. I called to tell him about my bad morning and he argued with me about the gas instead of telling me how sorry he was, which totally pissed me off.
Got to work, late of course, to find out I had screwed up someone's check last week. That's it so far, but it's only 9 am.

Edited to add: This day just keeping getting shittier and shittier. A. shorted the already late van payment by $100. I don't have the $ to cover it and the van co. won't take a short pay since it's late. Plus, they sold out to the same co. that just bought our mortgage. That can't be good!